Never Exchange Links with an SEO

Never exchange links with anyone who emails asking to trade links
Never exchange links with an SEO
Never exchange links with anyone who is two clicks away from an SEO
Never exchange links with anyone whose backlinks resembles a Directories List
Never exchange links with a PR ZERO site
Never exchange links with a blog
Never exchange links with a site that has more than one page of links
Never exchange links with someone whose links page has a title tag that says, Links Page
Never exchange links with someone who extensively trades links outside of their niche
Never exchange links with anyone who mentions Google or PageRank on their links page
Never exchange links on a Monday
Never exchange links on a Friday
Never exchange links... except with me.